i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”
me when I want to fight someone
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"I deleted your texts but I still remember exactly what they said"
- (via rvcm)
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the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.